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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Dana McSmurkinkine18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Happy Rant? Update

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 10:13 PM
I's happy.

Alrighty UPDATE TIME. Just so you know I still have my sis's lappy so please excuse my poor spelling and typos.


Ok! Finally after 18 years of neglect, 14 years of abuse and 9 years psychological warfare, I am here. I am alive, and I am so absolutely happy.

You know what? I was looking through some old photos, and I was looking through some very recent ones from a few days ago, and I noticed something, and that was when I realized that for once I was just as happy as I was on the inside as I was on the outside. I can't tell you what that something is, I would probably sound conceded. Not to mention it's very hard to describe.

ANYWAYS. We finally got the ball rolling. I am now an official california resident, I am getting my permit in a few days, I finally got a bank account, and I am being set up by the military to attend school here. It may sound suckish that I'm going to a community college, especially since it is something I originally didn't want to do, but I've though about it. And hell, after becoming Jenna's legal dependant I found out that I can get so many fucking scholarships it'll blow your brains out. I'm enrolling in the Saddleback Community College. By the end of the summer, hopefully I will have a car, and most definately will have my licence.

Let's just say that my older sis did more for myself and Colette in 3 weeks that my mother could do in 4 fucking years.

And don't forget, this is the girl who wiped my ass as a baby. So if she could do that...then...she is capable of so much. xD

Now I am waiting for this job thing to come through at the place called the commissary. It's like a supermarket for marines. It's pretty bomb.

OH another thing, new language I must learn or the 'slang' over here. And the music is waaaay different. NOTE: New term for fart is now called 'Laughing from the Rear'

However it does get lonely. As much as I love screaming at the top of my lungs during a good song with my sister and Aunt Liz, it's really a moment that I wanna spend with my friends. Hmmm...

SPEAKING of friends. I met a girl today at the beach. She is from San Fransisco and was here for a week. I met her, saved her life and we were insperable for the rest of the day, well, until I wanted to go home.

Here is the story: She starts up a convo with me and we are chilling waiting for some waves..(I am a pretty awesome boogyboarder)..and we get pulled out. Real nasty undertow. So we get pulled out and we agree that the next wave is going to take us in and that would be it. I caught the next wave, she didn't. From what I saw when the wave ride was over was that she was getting beaten up. The waves were getting much bigger and stronger, and she wasn't catching any of them, but instead she got bashed over and over before she could recover. Finally I got out far enough; the waves kept pushing me to shore, and I saw that she lost her board. One of the waves hit her so hard it ripped her board string right from her arm. I knew she was in trouble by the look on her face. At that point I said screw it all and I took off in my race swimmer style. My board was trailing behind me and I reached her just before the next big wave. I grabbed her and held her as the wave crashed over us and we were both pulled down. Reminder: she was short and couldn't reach the ocean floor.
Pushing off the ocean floor I pulled her up to the surface, ripped off my own boogy cord and attached it to her arm. I had her hold on to the board as I pulled her in. It wasn't until we reached the shore that the lifeguard decided to pull off his shirt, grab the booey and come down to see if we were okay. What. An. Ass. Hole. The fucker most likely heard her yelling for help, I did and I was farther off than he was. She was surprised I reached her because I was on shore when she had seen me last. The girl was 16. After that she didn't leave my side for a second and kept saying how I saved her life. Nice girl. I like praisers.
I'm not a guard anymore but I'm still making rescues.

After that we went to Cold Stone and had the most amazingest ice creams evar.

I saw Bruno too. Oh man. That movie is the shits. If you love gay porn, gay guys, or gay anything. You will see that movie. You will see it right now and you will like it. I was CRYING it was so good. I nearly fell out of my seat 3 times and made the people next to me look at me funny 5 times. It was brilliant. Borat sucked compared to this movie.

So yes. This was my happy rant. If I feel the need to say anything else I will. But as of right now I am drawing a blank. ttyl!

  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Gives you hell- All american rejects

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Yeah. I like to take photos, draw, and write.

However, I love to swim, throw the ol' ball o' iron around for track, and play video games.

I love gore as well. Repo: The Genetic Opera is currently my favorite movie/musical because it is nothing but gore, killing and mischief.

You watch that movie, or have ever seen it. You will know me.

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Hey you!!!!

Guess what?

After looking at all the shiny do-dads I have on my key chain I realised the purple fairy I stole from you is totally mauve's sister Violet!

Mwahaha! *does a little dance* I have fairy boy's sister! :P

Anywho time to run off and do something productive.

>.>
xD! Totally! Oh Snap! That is totally Genius!

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"friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth"
you should buy a water proof case so you can take shots of the fishies in cali. (starfish{!}).
ooooh! Thats a good idea!

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"friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth"
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Fuckin' Awesome. I'm doing this like right NOW. Kloveyoubye.

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-hollis
kk...I know, steampunk is absolutely amazing.

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"friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth"
Thank you for the watch.

Much loved :heart:

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Genius only comes along,
in storms of fabled foreign tongues.
Tripping eyes, and flooded lungs.
Northern downpour sends its love.
You're welcome!

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"friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth"

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